The lines analysts actually say defending a number, not the ones written in a methodology section.
01 · Calling out a weak sample
La muestra está bien chiquita, no representa nada.
The sample is really small, it doesn't represent anything. (Mexico)
Bien chiquita, not just pequeña — the intensifier is what makes it sound like a real critique in a meeting, not a textbook observation.
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02 · The Spanish way to say 'garbage sample'
No te fíes de esa muestra, es un percal.
Don't trust that sample, it's junk. (Spain)
Percal is Spanish slang for something shoddy — call a sample that and everyone in the room knows exactly what you think of it.
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03 · Why analysts distrust the average
La media te la cuela, mejor mira la mediana.
The mean fools you — better to look at the median. (Spain)
Cuela literally means it 'sneaks past' you — the mean can slip a misleading number by if you're not also checking the median.
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04 · The outlier warning
Mi pana, la media miente cuando hay outliers.
Careful, the mean lies when there are outliers. (Colombia)
Mi pana — Colombian for 'buddy' — turns a statistics warning into something you'd actually say to a colleague, not read off a slide.
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05 · Putting a number on your confidence
Tiene como un noventa de probabilidad, palabra.
It's got like a ninety percent probability, seriously. (Mexico)
Palabra at the end is Mexican for 'I mean it' — it turns a probability estimate into something you're standing behind.
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06 · The line every analyst keeps ready
Correlación no es causalidad, ¡no te claves!
Correlation isn't causation, don't get hung up on it! (Mexico)
This is the sentence every Spanish-speaking analyst keeps loaded — say it the moment someone jumps from 'correlated' to 'caused'.
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07 · Flagging a bad survey
La encuesta tiene sesgo, salió rara la muestra.
The survey is biased, the sample came out weird. (Mexico)
Sesgo is the word for bias — naming it directly, out loud, is how you push back on a flawed survey in a meeting.
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08 · Standing behind your result
Es estadísticamente significativo, te lo firmo.
It's statistically significant, I'll stake my name on it. (Spain)
Te lo firmo — literally 'I'll sign it' — is how you back a result with your name, more direct than just 'significativo'.
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09 · Naming the point wrecking your chart
Mi pana, ese outlier te está rompiendo el gráfico.
Careful, that outlier is wrecking your chart. (Colombia)
Outlier stays in English even in Colombian Spanish — say it exactly like this and everyone knows which point you mean.
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10 · Reading the trend line out loud
La tendencia va para arriba, oye, súper marcada.
The trend is going up, really sharply. (Chile)
Súper marcada makes the trend impossible to miss — this is how you point at a chart and make sure everyone sees what you see.
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11 · Complimenting someone's chart (Spain)
La viz está currada, mola un montón.
The data viz is well done, it's great. (Spain)
Currada and mola are pure Spain — a compliment casual enough for a coffee break, not a formal review.
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