The lines a real consultation actually runs on — from the doctor's opener to walking out with your discharge.
01 · The question that opens the visit
¿Qué le anda pasando?
What's going on with you? — the doctor's warm opener across Latin America.
You don't have to lead with technical vocabulary — this is your cue to answer with what, where, how much, since when.
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02 · Naming where it hurts
Tengo una punzada.
I've got a sharp, stabbing pain. (Colombia)
Punzada names a specific kind of pain instead of the vague dolor — precision gets you a faster diagnosis.
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03 · The scale every doctor uses
Del uno al diez, ¿cuánto le duele?
On a scale of one to ten, how much does it hurt? — the same 1-to-10 scale used in the US.
You already know how to answer this one — it's asked the same way everywhere.
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04 · Catching the flu (Mexico)
Me dio gripa.
I caught the flu. (Mexico) — la gripe almost everywhere else.
Gripa is what Mexicans actually say; gripe covers the rest of the Spanish-speaking world. Either gets you understood.
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05 · How the diagnosis gets framed
Lo que usted tiene es faringitis.
What you have is pharyngitis. — how a Latin American doctor frames a diagnosis before naming it.
Listen for lo que usted tiene es — it's your cue the diagnosis is coming, so you're never caught off guard by an unfamiliar term.
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06 · Asking for the cheaper version
¿Lo tiene genérico?
Do you have the generic?
This one line, asked at any Latin American pharmacy, can cut your bill in half — completely normal to ask.
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07 · How your pharmacist actually talks to you
Tómate una pastillita.
Take a little pill. — the warm, diminutive way a Caribbean pharmacist gives instructions.
Pastillita, not pastilla — the diminutive is doctors and pharmacists being warm with you, not talking down to a child.
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08 · Bracing for the blood draw
Me van a sacar sangre.
They're going to draw my blood.
Short and direct — you don't need more vocabulary than this to know exactly what's about to happen.
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09 · The X-ray, Argentina-style
Me hacen una placa.
They're taking an X-ray. (Argentina) — la radiografía is the textbook word; placa is what patients actually say.
Same procedure everywhere, a completely different everyday word for it in Argentina.
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10 · The question everyone asks first
¿Eso duele?
Does that hurt? — what every patient asks before any procedure.
It's the question every patient asks, in every language — asking it in Spanish is exactly what a confident patient sounds like.
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11 · Walking out the door
Me dieron de alta.
I was discharged.
Alta médica always shows up with the verb dar — you're 'given' your discharge, you don't just 'leave'.
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